Hello, I am Dr. Henry Killinger and this is my Magic Murder Bag.

didn't L7 pimp out their drummer at a concert once? like literally?

I'd take Lindsay to the Bone Zone and give her a complimentary night in the Meat Suite.

Looks like we're going to have to fight our way out of here. Are you ready Fallout Boy?

I was hoping @avclub-9c33ea7188cb0fc5d524f4ad1e8d8fc5:disqus would be gifted sexually.

You're just going after the $49.

Possibly my favorite VB line:

Possibly my favorite VB line:

You mess with the Girl, AND YOU GET THE HITLER!

You mess with the Girl, AND YOU GET THE HITLER!

If Tiny Joseph exists I think it's a fair claim that Santa Claus died in a jet engine in the 60s.

If Tiny Joseph exists I think it's a fair claim that Santa Claus died in a jet engine in the 60s.

Thapphireth…

Thapphireth…

Ugh, that mini series was AWFUL.

Ugh, that mini series was AWFUL.

Who's the real 7 billion ton monster robot here?

Who's the real 7 billion ton monster robot here?

Ah Hell Naw!

Ah Hell Naw!