My entire extended family lives in Rawlins, Cheyenne or Lyman. They are all very excited for me to head out there, but the first thing my Aunt told me was "ooh girl, you're going to need to lose some weight."

For what it's worth- I've been telling myself that I was going to quit my job in DC and just get in my car and drive somewhere for years. Ultimately, I am glad I didn't but I completely understand the urge. Seattle, Portland and Denver were always the plan for me.

That reminds me- I need to look up the girl to guy single ratio in that city. Hopefully some of the fellas will talk to me (I'm a lady).

That sounds amazing.

DC for me is the like the TV show Girls, I can see why people like it, but it's not for me.
To each their own!

Yeah, I'll be boiling all my noodles for 40 minutes in my foreseeable future.

My DC hatred is a long story, but for a brief summary: I grew up in a place where when people say "What do you do?" they mean, "What do you do for fun?" Here in DC it's all about work work work and what you can do for someone else. I've had a lot of conversations cut short because my job can't lead to another…

Done and done!

Oops! DC stalker! I knew there was a reason I remembered you!

Thanks all!

This!

Dear Dr. Dik,
Yesterday, I got a job offer in Denver and have a decision to make. I currently live in DC and hate it. I would like to know if I should move to Denver.
Thanks!

That's the lead singer of Coldplay right? Mr. Paltrow? Gotta be.

If you head to any game in DC (except the Caps) to root for the opposing team, you'll be in good company.

I don't miss Shanahan either, and I definitely won't miss him on the Redskins sideline. I think, though, that the anger towards football comes from Dan Snyder. The leader of Iran polls higher in DC than Snyder.

Virginia and a very small segment of DC that is right next to the Nationals Stadium. Pretty much everyone else only goes to Nats games to cheer on their home team from wherever they grew up.

Huge favor to ask of all the people making comments out there: saying "I hate sports, be more nerdy AV Club," will you please just stop now?

Go Nats? Says…no one but me on this site

The Sounders do okay in Seattle I thought?

I personally prefer the Carroll in a top hat and monocle gif. Don't know why it makes me laugh as hard as it does.