I can't believe I'm saying this, but Go Seth Macfarlane! Go!

Also, happy birthday!

All sources point to Grimm being a go for tonight.

Ditto!

Please please please post some of your campy erotica.  Your posts have me dying with laughter.

I'm with @Scrawler2:disqus !  If that every happened to someone I know, and they told me that story, there would be no way that I'd be able to introduce to anyone as anything other than Jen ShitTheBedBecauseOfAnalBeads McMillan ever again.

Counting Crows "August and Everything After" remains one of my favorites to this day.

Right there with you @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus

I am getting more and more convinced that this season, the writers of this show watch bad after-school specials to get their writing ideas:Backgrounds that almost seem hypercolor: check
Weird lines that sound great to a 13 year old emo kids, but terrible to everyone else (ie, Annie's line about gift giving): check
Kitten…

…I would…

I get nauseous when someone next to me wears too much cologne.  I can't imagine paying for the vomit inducing experiences of having to smell a theater filled with cologne while my chair vibrates and the walls shoot lasers at me.  Silly Japanese.

All of my girl crushes are on redheads.  I am not sure what that says about me, the mousy blonde.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus , I am a girl, so me playing the skin flute is going to make you the most popular band this side of the Mississip

Can I play flute for it?

Oh Wax Tom Cruise, I like you so much more than Real Tom Cruise

They went to visit the Loch Ness Monster for their honeymoon.

Oh man @WelcomeShaqKotter:disqus I haven't thought of the Chinese putting people in other people's coke for 2 decades.  I haven't stopped laughing.  All the likes to you.

Also- definitely don't take a taxi.

NEVER!

It will obviously be Donna Summer's "Finger on the Trigger."