I work for a law enforcement agency, and honestly, we love that.  Dumb "bad guys" call people all the time thinking if they just stay on the phone for short bursts of time they are untraceable.  Keep up the good work Hollywood!

I am drinking coffee out of my Troy and Abed in the Morning mug right now.  Happy birthday soulmate!

For movies- as stated above by someone else: Dancer in the Dark. Also, The Shining.

I was secretly hoping you'd write one. Good luck!

I dove back into These Children Who Come At You With Knives and finished Mary Roach's Gulp.  I really liked Gulp.  I am still waiting for the experience of reading Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers to be replicated, but can still recommend Gulp for those who liked her other books.

Who wouldn't want him as a space buddy?  
Except boys.

The three songs that resonate for me, to this day are: 
"Rainbow Connection," from the Muppet Movie
"Reflection," from Mulan
"I Don't want to Live on the Moon," from Sesame Street 

"You Wouldn't Like Me" very accurately sums up a lot of me as well.

Yep.  Ditto for me.  Except no Oz.

Nick singing Taylor Swift to Jess after her breakup with Sam The Doctor was one of the cutest things to happen this season as far as I am concerned.  I am not a huge Swift fan, but I think she'll fit into the world of New Girl pretty well.

@avclub-f3165be83d2dd835403b494eb7185ce2:disqus is right.  They almost all know English/German/Russian and JavaScript, so they're doing okay for themselves.

I lived in Estonia for a year, and this is pretty accurate summary of everything I saw while I was there.  In fact, when people ask me what I did on my fulbright, I might just forward them this video.

I can't really say anything about this episode that hasn't been said already, but this episode proves to me that the real heroes of the New Girl team are the editors.  So many of the scenes in this episode (and many others) would not have been as funny except for the proper cutaway.  I know almost nothing about…

They are going to have Beyonce, Nas or Blake Shelton to do the remake to the song "Candle on the Water" and then I am going to have to kill myself.

My whole life has been leading up to this point.  Muppets! Russians! Tina Fey!

Me too @avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus !

I thought it was Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.  Also relevant.

I finally read "John Dies at the End" and am so mad at myself for not having read it before.  Such a great book.  I started reading it on an airplane and was cackling through half the ride.  I am considering reading it again this week to see what else I can pick up.  Then, I will try to find the movie.

Watching the Quiet Man is my only St. Paddy's Day tradition.  Usually I just watch the fight scene though.  

Hmmmm.  It's been so long since I've seen this show that I've forgotten about the Very Dumb Plot Device (VDPD) where they decided to let her in on the secret and then have her get amnesia.