Ugh.  Yeah.  I'm the girl that's always manages to tell people exactly about my body functions in too much detail.  I'm single for a reason.

I can't wait to watch this movie.  I am the only cool person I know, so I'll be there by myself, cheering loudly in an empty theater and it'll be one of the best days of my life.

I can't wait to watch this movie.  I am the only cool person I know, so I'll be there by myself, cheering loudly in an empty theater and it'll be one of the best days of my life.

in high school, there was a girl who would eat Milk Bones, Celery and Carrots every day for lunch.  Most people thought she was quirky, and about seven years later we found out that it was pretty severe Anorexia and OCD.  She wanted to know how the heck no one knew, and now whenever I see Dog Biscuits I feel like a…

in high school, there was a girl who would eat Milk Bones, Celery and Carrots every day for lunch.  Most people thought she was quirky, and about seven years later we found out that it was pretty severe Anorexia and OCD.  She wanted to know how the heck no one knew, and now whenever I see Dog Biscuits I feel like a…

This thread, unlike Denny's, makes me incredibly happy.  Good work everyone.

This thread, unlike Denny's, makes me incredibly happy.  Good work everyone.

I completely agree with you that touching male friendships are incredibly rare on movies and television.  You see a lot of what this episode partly touched on, and what Erik Adams touched on during his review, the friendships we see with males are largely those where "the dudes were once best friends, but are drifting…

I completely agree with you that touching male friendships are incredibly rare on movies and television.  You see a lot of what this episode partly touched on, and what Erik Adams touched on during his review, the friendships we see with males are largely those where "the dudes were once best friends, but are drifting…

I am a lifelong Denver Broncos fan, my entire family despises Cutler.  Or, as he's known to my father "Diabetes Motherfu_ker" since he waited until he left Denver to get healthy and treat his disease to have the best season of his career.

I am a lifelong Denver Broncos fan, my entire family despises Cutler.  Or, as he's known to my father "Diabetes Motherfu_ker" since he waited until he left Denver to get healthy and treat his disease to have the best season of his career.

At a recent "take your child to work day" at my office, I tried to get kids to come and hang out with me by offering them mini-Hershey chocolate bars.  My bosses kids responded that "They only eat German chocolate" so there are some Yankee kids that I agree with you.

At a recent "take your child to work day" at my office, I tried to get kids to come and hang out with me by offering them mini-Hershey chocolate bars.  My bosses kids responded that "They only eat German chocolate" so there are some Yankee kids that I agree with you.

Yep.  Halloween is the holiday that reminds me every year, that apparently, I yearn to be a prostitute.

Yep.  Halloween is the holiday that reminds me every year, that apparently, I yearn to be a prostitute.

Thanks! I am going to need all the good vibes I can get.

Thanks! I am going to need all the good vibes I can get.

Ha!  I have 81 cousins/2nd cousins, and there is pretty much only one time a year I remind them I'm alive.  Christmas is a little…daunting.

Ha!  I have 81 cousins/2nd cousins, and there is pretty much only one time a year I remind them I'm alive.  Christmas is a little…daunting.

I am an Ironman. The Ultimate Dickhead?