The Millenium Falcon would ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

As you should.

Yeah, he drives a bitchin' Camaro.

Okay, fair enough.

I hope this isn't about him accusing a certain marmot coifed politician of cheating at golf.

First thing we're going to do is we're gonna acknowledge that this guy's awesome.

I'm going to do the same thing. My wife rarely wants to see the same movies I do. After I sat through Mockingjay Part 2 and the latest Divergent movie, she still wouldn't go to The Force Awakens with me. I went with my sister, and that was fine, but this way I'll never have to sit through another YA love triangle.

Wow, that's some great news to start the day with! Looks like I'm re-watching Deadwood very soon.

This can't be right. Punctuation, spelling, and proper use of the word cranium? James Lillis is no Avenged Sevenfold fan.

I got several for Christmas. I already finished The Martian and liked it a lot. I'm now working on one of the new Jack Ryan books by some author I've never heard of. Jack Ryan is president and his son is in the CIA. I didn't ask for it, but it's a fast paced read so far and has some interesting bits about North…

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress is excellent. My favorite Heinlein book.

Mine is to go to more movies in the theater. I don't go very often because I get a lot of TV channels and have Netflix. There's a giant screen that serves beer in town, though, so I might as well get out of the house more and see some of the movies how they were meant to be seen.

Goldie Hawn and I would still be together today.

What movie do you end up watching every time you notice it on the TV?

Maternal grandfather of Kate Hudson's kids.

Ah, yes, the catch 22 of idiocy.

So nobody should report on this absolute piece of shit of a human being if they get paid for reporting on it? It sounds like you wish this had all stayed swept under the rug.

He nearly ruined the Harry Nilsson version for me.

Bill Cosby is a piece of shit.

Phrasing.