"You're the Black family? That's like if I was named Larry Jew!"

I sadly do see a lot of Trump bumper stickers in Peoria.

"I've got a red snapper that'll talk to you!"

I saw the first 10 Jessica Jones episodes. They were great. I also drank beer and watched football.

We're always mad at U2.

It was Flight of the Navigator for me. (I was 6.)

Heller wrote a very good book about trying to write the next Catch 22. I think it was called "Portrait of an Artist as an Old Man".

Cars! The flame thrower! (The kids love this one.)

I hope they start secretly drugging her before flights like B.A. Baracus.

At first I couldn't stand Burn Notice because the lead guy just annoyed the shit out of me. I stuck around for Sam Axe and eventually the main dude grew on me.

I had one kid come back 3 times this year. I called him out the 3rd time. He apologized and went to the neighbor's for probably the 3rd time.

You should have sent your wife and kids back out with eggs.

I liked them. You're not the only one.

HEY! Mysteries of Laura proves that you can be a cop and a mom! Very important social commentary.

Maybe the ghost of Murder Santa could come back in a Christmas episode this year.

Naked Lunch? I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.

Also, the AMA is not only the only body that can license new doctors, they're also the doctor's union. They have a "responsibility" to only license as small of a number as possible, even though they have plenty of qualified applicants, so that their union members' salaries stay as high as possible. That's some…

Zeta-Jones parts cause mouth cancer.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad for having it.

I like both movies, but I don't feel the need to defend either one. I didn't make them.