Hey Netflix, why does it take an extra day for you to receive a disc and another extra day for you to send me the next one? The 3 day turnaround has turned into a 5 day turnaround and it costs more than it used to! (I know I should just be streaming and not getting discs in the mail, but Blu-Ray looks better and…

Why is that dog fucking that cougar?

Unless you're in the pale moon light. Then you become Batman.

I watched that movie, and about 5 minutes later I couldn't remember any of it.

This sounds pretty good, but I'm a little concerned about Chris Pine trying a West Texas accent.

So I was outside a bar the other day and someone mentioned that the full moon we were looking at was another planet that we could see. Someone else said that it was not a planet, it was a moon. To which I naturally replied, "That's no moon, it's a space station!"
No one knew what I was talking about. I should…

You're a big kitty, aren't you?

When they made Jim Phelps the bad guy in the first Mission Impossible movie, I was very disappointed. I mean, they couldn't think of anything else except for making the star of the show a traitor? I was pretty shocked when the movies kept getting better and better.

I was watching TV in my living room the other night, and I noticed a bat circling around the room. I was alone and trying to chase it out the door with a broom for about 15 minutes. Once it was taken care of, I had to drink steadily and chain smoke for a couple of hours until I was calm enough to try to go to sleep.

I have one that tries to eat my toes and another that just stands on my chest and screams in my face until I get up.

Yeah, I tried it when it opened and it tasted like beef completely coated in about a half an inch of salt.

Thanks for making my day, Sean.

If I remember correctly, they're related somehow. So, Stewart might not have a choice.

True Romance is my favorite movie written by Quentin Tarantino, and actually my favorite movie period. That's probably not a popular opinion.

They go surprisingly well together.

He looks like Munch's "The Scream" came to life in that picture.

I tried to see them several years back in Detroit. We drove all the way from Peoria IL, and the guy driving got lost. We ended up in part of Detroit you don't want to be in at all, and missed the entire show. I'd like to give it another shot.

They shot who in the what now?

Yep, but then there's that bit about him saying he wouldn't have done the movie if he knew it was based on a huge book with a big name director not named Tyler Perry. So it's probably just Madea from here on out.

Clyde Buckman's Final Repose