Felt bad, but liked anyway.

The fuck? Bravo, O'Neal.

It is thick, like homemade butter.

I'm hoping for more.

Not sure what I was supposed to be "trying". I'm wrong sometimes. There was a lot of alcohol involved at that show. The Violent Femmes played, Lunchbox opened (whoever they were) and I thought I remembered The Femmes thanking "those Alkaline guys". I guess my booze addled brain confused a couple of concerts.

I saw the Alkaline Trio open for the Violent Femmes in '95. They were booed off the stage.
ETA: Apparently I was wrong about this. It must have been a different band.

Jerry Jones getting a BJ at the game make me laugh the hardest.

The Cardassians had pieces of flare they made the Bajorans wear.

This guy should play Edward Snowden.

Once they start changing assignments base on trolls, the trolls have won.

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

I think it starts with a C ….. definitely a C word.

Monsters.

I might have missed the end of that, luckily.

Great quote.

Some random person going through people's comment history and then claiming they weren't feminist enough and trying to start arguments. It was creepier than that sounds.

Yes you should be glad. I'd link to it, but I think she got banned so none of it would show up anymore.

Ass to ass?

Yes it was.

Where's that mentally unstable feminist commenter from a few weeks ago? I'm sure she could add something intelligent to the conversation.