I never read those, but I'm sure you're right and they're horrible. The Wheel of Time turned out just fine, though.

That's just dickish.

Fuck you, too, George R.R. Martin. You better have a back up plan like Robert Jordan.

My town's got Richard Pryor and Sam Kinison.

Take my pen knife, my good man.

No, good sir, I'm on the level.

You'll be given cushy jobs.

Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

So they weren't trying to give Jesus a handy?

That Jew?

Thanks.

I've got some ghost peppers growing right now. I like hot food, but I'm not sure what to do with them besides make chili. Any ideas?

My wife's a big Dave Matthews fan, so we're going up to Chicago to see his show this weekend. I like getting out of town, so any excuse is good enough for me.

Since you mentioned my town, I have to say that all we get anymore are country singers and American Idol rejects. So…..I guess the saying sadly still works?

I have a couple of their son, Guy Davis' albums. He's a great musician.

Female Lobot.

Tig's the good one in this scenario?

Yes you will.

FATALITY!

There is. It just took a dark turn and starred Nicole Kidman.