You might recognize this song as preformed by Jefferson Airplane in a little rockumentary about the Rolling Stones in their nightmare at Altamont. That night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels had their way. Tonight… it's my turn!

My first job was in 1996 at Splish Splash Water Amusement Park on scenic Long Island. I was a lifeguard which essentially meant I napped in hour-long increments at various posts through-out the park. They often played the Chemical Brothers "Block Rockin' Beats" and "Macarena." One day, the unholy pork swords ( a…

What about a 5 foot tall midget ISN'T hot?

More like acsquirted… sigh

Well, you know what they say, 0 times any other number always equals FAG! Think about it you little mathameticians.

Homina Homina Homina
Oh man, I want to have all sorts of sex with Nabin now…

Hey, look at that. Lithgow's kind of attached.

You ever notice that white people have names like Lenny, while Black people have names like Karl?

Waiter there's an Orgasm in my Soup
I'll have what she's having

Wait, are Bing and Bong the paddles' names?

What ABOUT Tom Cruise?

I want to drink your… bloods?
I always kind of wanted them to do a remake of Blackula starring Scott Bakula in black face.

Evil Suns are Grant Morrison's territory. Proyas better watch himself.

But what does the second part mean?!?!?!?!

If memory serves, Left-eye is even hotter now.

I thought the original novel was titled "Let the Right One In," and the first translated edition was "Let Me In." Come to think of it, i'm kind of disappointed that these constant changes didn't lead to a humorous translation error.

Let the Dong One In?
I wonder if they'll leave in the castrated boy bit in the American version.

Wolfman Johnathan! Ruler of Australia!

It was Joe Pesci in the oxygen tank with the Elephant man's bones!
Not to be controversial or nothing…

Alternately: "I want to rot with you, all night!"