No, I don't like dogs but golden retrievers are alright

Mission Impossible: Mission to Mars: Mars Needs Moms

We called the suicides in Texas and I thought I was so clever when I mixed two drinks for the first time.  Orange Soda and Root Beer was my favorite.

My sister can't stand it cause she sees it as such a waste of Dr. Pepper, even though it's not really Dr. Pepper.

Agreed, Fellowship was my favorite of the three and Two Towers was my least favorite.  The elves showing up to Helm's Deep really bothered me.  That was out of nowhere and didn't really make sense as part of the story either.  And I didn't like that the ents initially decided not to attack Isengard.  And I didn't like…

The worst part is I'm going to go see it just cause I love The Hobbit so much, but I knew I'd be disappointed with it the moment I heard Orlando Bloom was going to be in it.

My first really big disappointment was that animated version of "The Hobbit."  I really really loved that book and I was super excited to finally get to see a movie of it.  Then I saw it and there was so much they left out.  That was when I realized movie versions of books couldn't be exactly the same.  My next really…

And now you have a mess on your hands.

That's bad.

But the toppings contain potassium benzoate.

But it comes with your choice of toppings!

It's my personal theory that Mike Scully was not responsible for the Simpsons decline, but rather that it was writers like Ian Maxtone-Graham and Time Long.

Yes, but the frogurt is cursed.

I was saying Boo-roque.

You know what, I was thinking of Miracle on Evergreen Terrace.  Wizard of Evergreen Terrace is alright.

Gun set on whore?  Which one is that?  I have a hard time remembering Simpsons quotes after season 8, I just remember whether I liked the episode or not

Most of the episodes you listed as be great were awful, specifically The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace, Sunday Cruddy Sunday, Marge Simpson
in: Screaming Yellow Honkers,Thirty Minutes Over
Tokyo, Alone Again Natura-Diddily, Days of Wine and
Dohses, Kill the Alligator and Run, Last Tap Dance in Springfield, A Tale of Two…

I completely forgot about that episode, but after season 9 most of the episodes kind of blend together.

What season was that?

They get about one good episode a season now. The set up wasn't that great, but once it got going I really liked it, like moneyBART last year.