I remember seeing ads for this show with Britney asking,  "can you handle my truth?" I continue to consider that question the most idiotic thing I've ever been asked by a commercial. It tops Why ask Why?

…and Glenn Close looks like Conan.

Yes, bastards, Birthday Cake is where it started and ended with me and Cibo Mato.

Fans of screeching Asian women rejoice!

Huey!
Let's hear it for Hugh Anthony Cregg III! A product of Lawrenceville and Cornell! I saw them at the Horseshoe Casino in Hammond, Indiana last year. Those guys put on a hell of a show. It was unironically awesome.

Uhhhhhh
Such tasty pancakes. You will be missed, sir.

hey!
I'd buy that for 1 dollar.

If he owns the rights he can sell the rights.

The Chinese were on our side in the original due to the Sino-Soviet split. Cy Tolliver told us so.

Really?! I'm a sucker for those shows and I can't believe they filmed at the CBOT. I've worked there for years.

Random RULES?
Is that over? I enjoyed being steered toward some decent music. And some terrible music.

my people
We have but one bunghole

Okay okay, a hand job is still a job, okay?

Phish is going dankify this soundtrack.

Still cool
I've never read the books but I grew up watching edited-for-tv versions of this movie. It doesn't make sense but it's still pretty badass. How can you go wrong with music by Toto and Brian Eno?

She bleaches her asshole.

Charlie taught us that calico cats are always female. I did not know that.

You always remember your…
When do you think these girls lost their virginity?

What about the ghost in three men and a baby? FREAKY!

I'll never forget the…
Finally!