Anyone else scouring the Internet for the apparently bootlegged copy of this episode that Rabin watched for his review? In my DVD set, Moe's "shotgun" looks very much like a knife, though I suppose a "rusty and dull" version of either would prove sufficiently scary to a teenager.

Anyone else scouring the Internet for the apparently bootlegged copy of this episode that Rabin watched for his review? In my DVD set, Moe's "shotgun" looks very much like a knife, though I suppose a "rusty and dull" version of either would prove sufficiently scary to a teenager.

Oh my God, Rabin's losing his perspicacity!

Oh my God, Rabin's losing his perspicacity!

I learned the word "teat" from this episode. And how to wrestle wolves.

I learned the word "teat" from this episode. And how to wrestle wolves.

Yeah? Well, I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of law school.

Yeah? Well, I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of law school.

Damn TV, it's ruined your imagination, just like it's ruined your ability to…to…uh…oh well.

Damn TV, it's ruined your imagination, just like it's ruined your ability to…to…uh…oh well.

In a row or, like, all at once? For some reason, I need a visual.

The decision being that he didn't take you along?

Yet.

(In my best/most terrible French accent) Who are we to resist them, eh?

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