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Oh boy.  Reproduction is beyond words, Prowlin' is the obvious high point in a sea of cheese, but We'll Be Together is overdue for a remake.  I'm thinking Chris Brown and Rihanna could make a big hit with that one. 

Killbots don't kill people… oh wait.  yes they do.

@avclub-53ef3f6607f8a9d210d7ceb6c2eab5e8:disqus Because she's a woman?

Three.  Wife wants one more, so naturally, I'm just going to stop sleeping with her.

Thanks!  Had another boy.

It was just before the new year.  Just getting back to work now, hence the internetting.

Hey everyone, I just had another kid!

tl;dr

tl;dr

The cover of that Boston album I was listening to last night makes me hate space travel, so I think I'd fit right in at this club.

The cover of that Boston album I was listening to last night makes me hate space travel, so I think I'd fit right in at this club.

Pfffew.  I thought it said Sit n Spin was going out of print.

Pfffew.  I thought it said Sit n Spin was going out of print.

Put down the knife.  I said this would be a sword fight.  You know… with cocks.

Put down the knife.  I said this would be a sword fight.  You know… with cocks.

C'mon c'mon.  Feel it!

C'mon c'mon.  Feel it!

I loved it so much, that I'm afraid to watch it again and not have the same emotional experience.  This trailer started pulling on the same strings until Ms. Adams made an appearance.

I loved it so much, that I'm afraid to watch it again and not have the same emotional experience.  This trailer started pulling on the same strings until Ms. Adams made an appearance.

[Artistic fart]