The force of P's in his B is strong with this one.

Lies!  You are dying to pull that finger.

Lies!  You are dying to pull that finger.

Super Sprint bitch!

Super Sprint bitch!

Best movie ever.

Best movie ever.

That's a high class penis you got there.

That's a high class penis you got there.

I'm taken a box of tissues when I go see this.

I'm taken a box of tissues when I go see this.

^ what he said

^ what he said

Is this satire of a Rob Zombie movie fan?  Bravo sir.  Maybe throw in a few "fucks" for extra authenticity.

Is this satire of a Rob Zombie movie fan?  Bravo sir.  Maybe throw in a few "fucks" for extra authenticity.

I hope so.  This looks fucking terrible.

I hope so.  This looks fucking terrible.

Me Mike Love.  Me like money.  Me sing song.  Me get all attention.

Me Mike Love.  Me like money.  Me sing song.  Me get all attention.

My thinkpiece is in my pants.