You son of a bitch.

You son of a bitch.

I'm trying to go in fresh on this one.  Let's keep it spoiler free please.

I'm trying to go in fresh on this one.  Let's keep it spoiler free please.

The stars at night are big and bright!

The stars at night are big and bright!

I'm holding out for the DVD where PeeWee Herman overdubs all of Lincoln's lines.

I'm holding out for the DVD where PeeWee Herman overdubs all of Lincoln's lines.

Someone call an ambulance, I think this guy just had a seizure!

Someone call an ambulance, I think this guy just had a seizure!

The day the Big Butt Book pic isn't used for Ratner is the day I stop visiting this site.

The day the Big Butt Book pic isn't used for Ratner is the day I stop visiting this site.

Who am I?  I'm in the phonebook.  Look me up, it goes A B C D E F G…

Who am I?  I'm in the phonebook.  Look me up, it goes A B C D E F G…

"Try making some crazy eyes next time."

"Try making some crazy eyes next time."

That is extra awesome considering he was a professional ball-player.

That is extra awesome considering he was a professional ball-player.

Judge Dredd?  He's gonna blow the competition away.

Judge Dredd?  He's gonna blow the competition away.