Anyone displaying those dead fetus pictures deserves to be punched in the uterus.

Anyone displaying those dead fetus pictures deserves to be punched in the uterus.

Please.  Major Dad is fuckin Shakespeare compared to most of the shit people watch these days.

Please.  Major Dad is fuckin Shakespeare compared to most of the shit people watch these days.

Pfft.  Kumquat's got nuthin on Richard Simmons.

Pfft.  Kumquat's got nuthin on Richard Simmons.

If people saw "free pussy" in the windows, there would be a riot.

If people saw "free pussy" in the windows, there would be a riot.

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

I'll take two.

I'll take two.

Do it now while Frank Zappa leers at you in disapproval.  Kudos if you don't feel at least an ounce of shame afterwards.

Do it now while Frank Zappa leers at you in disapproval.  Kudos if you don't feel at least an ounce of shame afterwards.

Is that a thing? Because they seem so damn phony to me.  I picture them as angry, drunken, wife beaters in real life.

Is that a thing? Because they seem so damn phony to me.  I picture them as angry, drunken, wife beaters in real life.

braaaains… i mean, laaaame

braaaains… i mean, laaaame

I don't think you're putting those earbuds in the right hole.

I don't think you're putting those earbuds in the right hole.