I'm pretty sure Wil.I.Am holds that title.  Little known fact, his last name is Not.Talented.

I'm pretty sure Wil.I.Am holds that title.  Little known fact, his last name is Not.Talented.

"Hitchcock …. which stands as both the culmination of his career to date"

"Hitchcock …. which stands as both the culmination of his career to date"

It's covered in flannel and stinks?  You're half right!

It's covered in flannel and stinks?  You're half right!

a little penicillin will clear that right up

a little penicillin will clear that right up

He's got a black belt in lemon-lime.

He's got a black belt in lemon-lime.

Swordfight!

Swordfight!

He's a swaggy adult!

He's a swaggy adult!

Until then, you can go see Magic Mike tonight and punch your Danzig.

Until then, you can go see Magic Mike tonight and punch your Danzig.

An "insufferably arrogant asshole" and a "…sweeter lady" = sweet asshole?

An "insufferably arrogant asshole" and a "…sweeter lady" = sweet asshole?

I think they meant windbreaker.  Matt Lauer has some sensitive nostrils.

I think they meant windbreaker.  Matt Lauer has some sensitive nostrils.