Weird.  I saw Tom Cruise.

"Why did they put him in charge?"

Sometimes you buy used cars and they breakdown when trying to escape from new york… or LA.  It's a miracle when you can make an executive decision and soldier on from the thing.  Especially when you leave LA and you're 3000 miles from graceland under a hot vanilla sky high.  Just don't get caught making an unlawful…

Say Bakula again, I dare you.  No seriously say it again, I'm not sure how to pronounce it.  I promise I won't shoot you in the leg.

@avclub-d7f43e1fb2d4977c86163d9b0cb07814:disqus I can't find it on google/youtube and I'm actually busy at work.

There's a nice special feature on the Coraline disc about how they filmed that in stop motion 3-D.

Her ass is like a machine gun.

Hmm.  I think the Hanna soundtrack was the best part of that movie, and the Drive soundtrack was the worst part of that one.

The tree was fucked up, but that clown was terrifying.  Just sitting in that chair smiling at him in bed.  Shivers.

Answer: This "artist" wears stupid, stupid glasses.

@Scrawler2:disqus When doesn't Casey fuck a pie?  Big bro's jaw casts a large shadow.

veni vedi vackoff

Skinny pants will always be lame.  Fuck skinny pants.

Jazz hands will always get you raped in prison.

"..you know.. butt love.  Things really opened up for me here in prison."

@avclub-da2cfbc3287da0f4f985aa7350b8831b:disqus Always… always… stick your dick in the mashed potatoes.

You are terrible.  She was my first MILF.

It's not just a clever name.

I would love it if a new horror franchise put a 1 at the end of the title.

All Farty on the Western Front