May the fail be with you.

Fine. [googles pegging]  You son of a … hmm …  hey honey…

1. power bottom
2. pegging

Sounds like he has quite a notsack.

My god…it's full of stars!

I was hoping for a prequel to Electric Boogaloo.

Skullfucking?

Haircut make me lose my mind!

Are you doing a time-lapse of her decomposing?  That sounds perfectly normal.

I think her name is Cookie.

Don't get too close to that mustache.

Birdman Kicked My Ass
 - Wesley Willis

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Just had to come back and say thank you folks.  I watched Vampire's Kiss over the weekend and laughed til I cried.  Just outstanding.

That depends.  Where do you stand on the topic of asphinctersayswhat?

Ditto Young at Heart.  LOVE that movie.  You're dead inside if that movie doesn't choke you up.

Your mom

Maybe a few more rim jobs… I mean shots!  Rim shots!

Chris Brown and Vince McMahon?

Skrillex must have some stinky ass.