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"I'm afraid this is a particularly bad case of someone being cut in half."
"Speak English, doc, we ain't scientists!"

"I'm afraid this is a particularly bad case of someone being cut in half."
"Speak English, doc, we ain't scientists!"

3 Mars 3 Moms

3 Mars 3 Moms

Windchimes are gay.

Windchimes are gay.

Best opening scene for any show ever?

Except Woody Allen contributes, rather than critiquing what others contribute.

Except Woody Allen contributes, rather than critiquing what others contribute.

This… um… well, it just looks so bad.

This… um… well, it just looks so bad.

Cruel.  Cruel, cruel, cruel.

Cruel.  Cruel, cruel, cruel.

I dont really watch TV, I'm more of a masturbator.

You nailed it.

*credits roll* "How You like me now" plays

I've also heard he's a fan of Freud and Groucho Marx.

I say this without any sarcasm or snideness: I like Woody Allen.  A lot.

Yes.