I'll never forget being, like, ten years old, and watching my grandpa's HBO channel late at night. To a ten year old boy, a movie called The War Zone sounds awesome.

Pretty sure he was referring to your seemingly apocalyptic hatred for such inconsequential people that you don't know.

I think your name belies your use of the word "nonplussed."

His solo stuff is truly great and all, but I will always love the Bowl of Fire material a lot more. That shit is just tops.

The story isn't terrible. It's just fucking bizarre.

I had no idea so many like Howling Man as much as me. I thought it was a fairly hated episode. Seriously one of my top 5 eps.

Went and saw Benson do some stand up a while back. He was excellent, naturally. But Elwood opened for him, and man, that guy is so irritating and very unfunny. Incredibly nice guy—just don't see him live.

You have no fucking idea.

Thanks to the Village, I can pinpoint the exact moment my love for Shyamalan turned sour—when that modern day twist happened at the end of The Village. Exact moment.

Fuck you, I love Insomnia.

Maybe I just don't notice the high turnover because I'm constantly watching stuff. Netflix is kind of a nightly thing for me (COLLEGE RULES).

I never get when people complain about there not being anything good on Watch Instant. There's a whole shit ton of excellent films on there. Seriously. For a while my queue was filled to the limit.

You say "myopic kids on used instruments pounding out some crap in their garage" like it's a bad thing.

"…but Fox didn’t get far into production before realizing a whole show about a family coping with losing a loved one who continued to watch them from the afterlife might be just a touch depressing."

Yep. Exactly the same reasons.

I haven't seen this yet, so here's a question:

Wow, someone else who likes the Howling Man?! I always thought people never cared for that one. I love the shit out of that episode.

I too prefer Chutes. One of the simplest, catchiest, and most affecting records of the last… shit… ever?

The musician?

I didn't even watch the episode, and reading the IKEA stuff made me giggle.