Or spent time in Charlie Sheen's Id.

(points to audience)
Perhaps it is all of you who are homosexuals!

Heh, I like to call pollen "tree cum."

Mountain Dew White Out

Smells like my blue balls!

Charlie Sheen Chum

I DARE YOU TO SAY BEGAT AGAIN!

Mass Grave On The Prairie

Heh, better titties than FX…

"How do feel about a career in Victorian Era law enforcement?"

Also, Gary Collins is not related to Phil Collins or any other famous Collins or whatever.

He's just…
…a fat Matthew Bodrick, isn't he?

Noooooooo!
Oprah's secret shame-revealed!

Porno title
Well Hung At 18

I like to pronounce Gary as "Gay Roy."

Hanger Se7en: What's In The Boooooooooooooox?

Well
We can only hope his idea of retirement is the same as in "Blade Runner."

Speaking of fracas, you know whoose ass I'd like to frack? Katee Sachkoff's.

Bonanza with the original cast!

Heh, that Garfield…always eatin' vagina.