It SHOULD be pronounced 'Han'.

Super Nintendo Chalmers, his doughnut full of boo-urns.

I had totally blocked any memory of this show until I read it up above. Wow…

Ann Jillian…goddamn I still want that…

I think the best "Coach" episodes are the ones where he gets really jealous about something. They are funny but also insanely creepy, you almost got the feeling he just might go too far.

Re: Too Close For Comfort
But…but…the daughters were so hot!!!!

Nuke it from orbit.

River Raid: The Rapids Of Fear

Adventure:The Motion Picture starring Hayden Christiansen as "Yellow Square."

You mean that wasn't the Christmas you discovered the power of imagination?

Yes but the characters are not proactive enough…

Learn the names of all the cancers well, for it is the chilling sound of your doom.

(points to audience)
Maybe all of YOU are homosexuals!

Snake should be The Corinthian.

"I 'ate that dog!"

"What's it going to be? The knives?"
"Or the bees? Or the knives with bees in them so when you get stabbed the bees get inside you and sting your intestines?"

I just watched it on Hulu and it said "next season" too.

IT'S GOD'S WILL!

Chomp.

That's it, you're fired from NPR, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!