I always got the feeling that Star Trek (2009) happened in an alternate universe, not just an alternate timeline. Things seemed different even before Nero arrived, so I think Spock found himself in the past of a universe close to the one he had left but already different and divergent.

Because of the way he pained and suffered his exquisite wife and mother?

Somebody's going to get parasites!

Someone should do a movie about how the Irish identity has become so artificial due to movies and call it "McMick."

IRON UNCLE TOM

Hiro, Larry

Ha!
More like "Chesty" Lemire, amirite???

Death is whimsical today…

In TOS, Decker kills himself trying to blow up the Doomsday weapon.

@archmage

He's obviously referring to that time Joaquin Phoenix was going around pretending to be a rap artist.

Fuck you, Little Nicky was great.

Portland Maine?

So what is this?
The WAAAAAAAAAAAALY List app?

But only if he dies in the first episode of the season and Kate becomes the "hero."

You would deny me even this?

Uhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhh…
damn.

I think enough time has passed that we as a nation can say…God damn that was a fucking awful song.

Movie going public to Robert De Niro:

Margaret Cho is a mass of incandescent gas…