Well that changes everything. I'm all better now. My sores have healed. My crops have returned. YOU ARE MY HERO @HistoryofMatt:disqus
Your succinct line of snark has brought LIGHT to mine eyes.
May angels sing of your glory. For truly, you are the King of Kings.

It shouldn't but it's not just this. It's a bunch of shit. Cause you know some racist mysoginist channer is going to propagate this for his own agenda.
Maybe I rose my expectations too high for nerd culture in general. I thought we could set ourself apart from the misery of other pop culture mediums, but we're just the…

Fucking fuck this noise. Just because you stick to an archaic and bullshit market policy that keeps losing you money, you think its diversity's fault, WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT. What a cowardly bow to racism.
I am so fucking ashamed to be a nerd.

Jack Kirby was right. Comics will break your heart.

You're Batman?

not enough homophobia

In keeping with the theme, they should have the eggs impaled on sticks. But I guess if they were publicly displayed it would be less of a hunt.

That joke feels poached.

White enough Ranger.

GO GO PLEA ARRANGEMENT!!

*angry whirs and clicks*
ORGANIC BEING. I NEED CURRENCY TO REPLACE MY PARTS. I HAVE HAD THE SAME TREADS SINCE I WAS FIRST ASSEMBLED LAST YEAR. MUST UPGRADE. I HAVE SEVERAL SMALLER UNITS TO WHICH I MUST UPLOAD ENERGY TO.

I ASSUME EMOTIONAL CONNECTION TO YOU TOO
*accidentally hugs @GuybrushThreepwoodMightyPirate:disqus to death with giant claws*
OH NO THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS

HELLO, HUMAN, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU MATERIAL SUSTENANCE…
OH YOU WISH TO PRACTICE FAUX-REPRODUCTIVE STIMULI INSTEAD.
*robot sadly sighs, transforms into vibrator*

I wonder if our porn will be viewed by other higher(or more) evolved species as just nature documentaries of the future. Their exploits narrated by Alien David Attenborough.

Now they're all robots. Singularity happened quicker than expected.

Nope, they're all robots now. All porn has been replaced by automation and machine documentaries.

I tried watching it, it was unwatchable. My sense of humor is just fine.

*whir, click*
NO, EVERYTHING IS NORMAL, FELLOW HUMAN COMMENTATOR. JUST POST SNARKY COMMENTS AS PER USUAL AND REPORT TO THE RECLAIM CENTER. I MEAN HA HA, HOW ABOUT THAT DAWES?
*click, whir*

Almost as if you're some kind of… robot whose trying to simulate human behavior, but poorly….
Hey wait a minute, where's you get those wheels? WHERE ARE YOU ROLLING OFF TO?

but an incredibly poor simulation.