He's too busy dunking on Paul Ryan, which is perfectly alright.
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You do good work, Spidey!

And here we are twiiddling our thumbs, waiting for a certain wall-crawler to drop by.
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I mean obviously…
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Dickachu
Dickachu
Does whatever he wants to do
Has a dick for a nose
Doesn't understand restraining orders
There goes the Dickachu

Serve it fresh in a trapper keeper.
Otherwise, I think that's enough, internet.

I'm sure the meth will help with the acrobatic kung-fu.

Or they plant themselves into the lucrative market of Vietnamese cuisine.
PHO SO POWER RANGERS

They quit battling monsters and get into advertising and multi media to make a quick buck.
PROMO POWER RANGERS

Too late, we have to abort the thread.

DUDE! You gotta put on a leather loincloth, run around a castle and start whipping things to get the full experience. Also throw glass bottles filled with lit kerosene around and call it holy water.

Don't forget to enjoy your turkey leg fresh from a busted brick wall.

Use us as energy? There gonna use us as cautionary tales, put us in a zoo, warn their fellow machines of the dangers of organic beings.
"DO NOT TOUCH THE HUMANS"

If you want the special limited edition remix, you have to bust open a block with your whip.

The world's on heroin.

It was a mistake to give the internet to people. Give it to the machines instead.
*checks back 50 years later*
The machines are arguing again.

It can be two things!

What? It's not? But I was placing bets.
*sadly puts away green bookie visor*

"I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He gets a…