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avclub-95bf5763251f491480a0c1e5b76a16d8--disqus

"Doctor, we're losing him"
"Nurse, put the De Burgh album on full rotation."

This is true. It feels like we keep torturing ourselves though whenever we do these "worst ever" lists, for the sake of some petty hatred, that by all means, shouldn't affect us anymore.

Like Bad to the Bone I sort of enjoyed at first, then massive rotation on classic radio kinda killed it for me. Of course I've pretty much forsaken broadcast radio since I discovered the internet, THANK FUCKING GOD!!

I wonder if song hate like this is mostly attributed to whatever massive airplay said song received at the time. Like would we hate it as much if it never made the charts?

You know who I've always hated, yet somehow can never really justify outside of the music. Stevie Ray Fucking Vaughn. I could never stand the guy's music, had to change the station whenever he came on. He always sounded like the ultimate white boy trying WAY too hard to be bluesy. And again its nothing about his

WE BUILT THESE COMMENTS!!
WE BUILT THESE COMMENTS!!
ON SNARK AND DERISION!!!

Really? I get why some people might not like it, but we have three plus decades of shitty pop-music to choose from. It should at least be better than "Macarena" or "Who let the dogs out". I could go on to but I don't feel like driving myself insane.

OUCH, that's almost as bad as getting drawn by Rob Liefeld….. THE ENTIRE CAREER OF ROB LIEFELD!!

You know that we are living in a material world.
And I am a material squirrel.

Gotta step up, man. Get yourself a laserdisc.

That and a complete lack of paragraph breaks is what lost me.

You Castleton Snob!!

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"We are the music-makers, and we are the dreamer of dreams."

RIP Waco Kid.

WHY DID I CHOP ALL THESE ONIONS? I DON'T EVEN LIKE ONIONS???

*Gives respects to half of a coffin*
*Sobs in half of a handkerchief.*

STOP TAKIN' OUR JOBS, INTERNET!!!