Rest in Peace with Reservations?

I just realized I answered that all wrong. Man do I really need some crack.

And Arsenic is best served with tea.

Alright, FINE, crack shavings.

The Glasgow Head Nod is where they tip their hat and blow up your house and car.

Probably not as tasty as the Enron Ponzi Banana Split.

I'll have a fudgesicle with cocaine shavings, please.

I Scream. You Scream. We all Scream BECAUSE OUR HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN!!! OH GOD WHY ARE WE SINGING, WE'RE JUST SUCKING IN SMOKE!!!

Cracks in the wall. Spackle it with Ice Cream.

Why do you do the things you do, Internet? Do you hurt inside? Do you wish to hurt others? Why do you lash out, Internet?
Did they hurt you, Internet? Did they hurt you an' make you mean-mad?
Let me tell you about the rabbits, Internet?
*smothers internet to death*

It's a classic, total page-turner.

I bet you picture yourself on a boat on a river with tangerine rivers and marmalade skies. That's you, buddy.

I'm hoping Lin-Manuel Miranda is watching that. Just throwing it out there.

SORCERER!!!
or SORCERESS(if you wish)!!!!

I too love Powdered Wig Pearl. Closest thing to a Hamilton/SU crossover we'll ever get. Unless Lin-Manuel Miranda or the rest of the cast can put in a voice cameo. *crosses fingers extremely hard*
Also this-
https://le0901.tumblr.com/p…

That's like herding cats on a grander scale.

Not just a penny farthing bike, a TANDEM penny farthing bike, which shouldn't really exist, but it sorta does.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.p…
also like Pearl, I would love to see them ride it into battle
http://textsbetweengems.tum…

They were cool enough to inspire Applebees……..

Pamphlet? PFFT!
Where's your all-caps poorly-edited blog, buddy?

Well, I need somewhere to store my white people.