You're more like a game show host.

Is this post in English? Or Galach? 'Cause I don't really understand it.

The last half-hour of the first miniseries was pretty perfect, aside for the bohunk they got to play Paul.

Sure could use some of that Pandoran poontang right about now.

HELLO I'M RIGHT HERE IN THE PICTURE NEXT TO THIS POST!!! MIGHT BE NICE TO GET A MENTION.

Grey Man, not every ox need remind you of the one that forsook your loathsome advances in your teen years.

I absorb and deflect embarrassment regularly.

No questions…
about his bestseller The Guns of Navarone? Weak.

That sounded all superior and patronizing. I meant, they both seemed good, I just didn't feel compelled to keep going. The older I get the less likely I am to finish a novel.

I've read about 100 pages of both 'Then We Came to the End' and 'Master and Commander'. They were both fine but I didn't feel the need to read further in either one—I kind of got the point of each.

Yeah, he's in the Kurt Russell league—he makes a lot of crap, but he's always pretty solid in everything.

That's a YouTube Top Ten! He's got a later one too.

I'm a fan of Alien 3, mostly. Alien 4 was made by people who think cleverness is enough.

BULLSHIT!

"Excuse me, Nabin, but 'motherfucker' isn't French, so I don't know why you would say 'Pardon my French.' Just a small gripe."

Honestly, man, get your geek credentials in order:

The first one was the only thing I've seen her in that I liked. She did a good job.

Oh Czar, you just touched my chemistry button. It's made of ferric oxide.

OH HELL YEAH.
Loved the first one, and I'll love this one too.

I liked everything about the 2009 Star Trek except the hokey story (rebel with daddy issues gets permanent captaincy of starship after only 3 years in the academy, etc…) I liked the uniforms, the ship designs, and yes the lens flares.