It's all quite simple: Ross' superjizz rips through clothes, flesh, bones, all at the speed of sound. If you're hit with superjizz, you normally feel it on your back first, since its heat cauterizes the entry wound. 

It's all quite simple: Ross' superjizz rips through clothes, flesh, bones, all at the speed of sound. If you're hit with superjizz, you normally feel it on your back first, since its heat cauterizes the entry wound. 

Still don't like the Westerberg, but I don't think the rest of the album is so great either. I used to think that Mother Love Bone song was soooo deep, man.

Still don't like the Westerberg, but I don't think the rest of the album is so great either. I used to think that Mother Love Bone song was soooo deep, man.

HA! I didn't know until now that Lovemongers=Heart. That explains a lot.

HA! I didn't know until now that Lovemongers=Heart. That explains a lot.

Kind of like how "The Commish' taught us that police commissioners are fat, lazy slobs. I think I blame that show for the LA riots…

Kind of like how "The Commish' taught us that police commissioners are fat, lazy slobs. I think I blame that show for the LA riots…

Oy, still don't get the love for those Westerberg songs. I would have called them the worst thing on that soundtrack, but then I remembered that twangy Zepplin cover….

Oy, still don't get the love for those Westerberg songs. I would have called them the worst thing on that soundtrack, but then I remembered that twangy Zepplin cover….

Hey, it did give us that awesome Peter Frampton cover that clogged up my radio until 1995 causing me near-insanity.

Hey, it did give us that awesome Peter Frampton cover that clogged up my radio until 1995 causing me near-insanity.

I loved that album so much, but the thing I remember most from it was thinking "WHO IS PAUL WESTERBERG AND WHY IS HE RUINING THIS AWESOME ALBUM?!?!"

I loved that album so much, but the thing I remember most from it was thinking "WHO IS PAUL WESTERBERG AND WHY IS HE RUINING THIS AWESOME ALBUM?!?!"

His best performance with a porpoise was that flashback scene in treme when he was washed out to sea during katrina.

His best performance with a porpoise was that flashback scene in treme when he was washed out to sea during katrina.

Hell, I promise to start buying the gum if they pull the ad right now.

Hell, I promise to start buying the gum if they pull the ad right now.

Sarah McLachlan?(ok, not a 'rocker' per se, but still enough to warrant a bit of shame)

Sarah McLachlan?(ok, not a 'rocker' per se, but still enough to warrant a bit of shame)