I still like this one best:

The ukulele album is a test for his fans. When it comes out they'll be all like 'It's awesome guy!' and Vedder'll be all like 'No, it's actually LAME! I made it like that for a JOKE!' and his fans will all be like 'Yeah, I thought it was lame too…I knew all along….'.

was mirrorball not enough for you???

"Vedder knows he no longer has to seek their approval"
"fans now want to impress him"

Um, yes, I did know that, and it does sound like a one-take-spur-of-the-moment jam. So why the hell was it constantly on the radio for what seemed like years? I don't blame pearl jam, I just don't understand why people thought it was so brilliant.

Dream A Little Dream
as sung by Eddie Vedder, accompanied by the ukulele. Really?

You've done an impressive amount of research to get to that three word conclusion.

Yeah, he'll always be Shillinger to me…

Here is the appropirate space ofr insensitive jokes:
C'mon, we know you've got a terrible tsunami-related joke that sprung in your head. Post it here, apologize for being a terrible person, and all will be forgiven.

@craig

So do you file this one under…
…macabre thriller? Black comedy? Secret Rom-Com?

There will be:

I remember seeing Much Music for the first time at a friend's house when I was still pretty young, and when 'American Dream' by CSNY came on, I decided that it would be my favourite song. Not because I thought is was actually that amazing, just because everyone else already had an answer to 'what's your favourite…

I think that season 2 is going to be make-or-break for Treme. I'll admit that the slow pace S1 of it was a challenge sometimes, but I gave it a bit of a pass hoping that all that character development would pay off later. And it did by the end of that season, but if it doesn't pick up a little during this one…

'…when he heard the sound that all Arctic explorers dread:"
"the pitiless bark of the SEA LION!!"

On the soothing side, the first song I thought of for some reason was 'Little Spanish Flea'.

WHY DID I AGREE TO A 24 HOUR MOVIE?? IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!

Honest question to Munster/Neckbeard: Are there other vocalists that bother you like that? Robert Plant, for eg?

I saw Kim Thayil at a Dairy Queen years ago. I told him his band was stupid and his beard smelled like a fart, and the only comeback he had was "Can I please just have my peanutbuster parfait?"

..and now, the twilight SINGERS!