One of my great joys in the past two or so years has been introducing my 9 year old daughter and 11 year old son to Calvin and Hobbes, and watching them begin to love the strip just as much as I did.

Hell, I'm feeling kind of bad now that before I saw this video, I thought that the chorus was originally a Snoop Dog lyric.

TRUE STORY: I actually legitimately did not know this was a song until last week, when my girlfriend forwarded me a tweet that referenced it (other too-cool-for-school TRUE STORY, I am not on twitter, so my girlfriend tries to compensate by email-forwarding me the entire website, one tweet at a time). I used my…

TRUE STORY: I actually legitimately did not know this was a song until last week, when my girlfriend forwarded me a tweet that referenced it (other too-cool-for-school TRUE STORY, I am not on twitter, so my girlfriend tries to compensate by email-forwarding me the entire website, one tweet at a time). I used my…

Wow….nicely done.

Wow….nicely done.

Disculpa.

Disculpa.

I would only if EDDIE Haskell was involved.

I would only if EDDIE Haskell was involved.

Okay, that was my first guess, but…if you take any randomly generated string of nine numbers, I calculate a 43% chance that none of them will repeat. So either that's not the right guess, or Mr. Wizard really is being a dick here.

Okay, that was my first guess, but…if you take any randomly generated string of nine numbers, I calculate a 43% chance that none of them will repeat. So either that's not the right guess, or Mr. Wizard really is being a dick here.

At 0:20…how the hell can he say he can "already tell" that 271549013 isn't random?

At 0:20…how the hell can he say he can "already tell" that 271549013 isn't random?

This new is Jessica-RAYzy!

I am a Classics scholar with a serious kink for amputees in wheel-chariots. You have NO IDEA how hard it is for me to find somebody to get me off.

I am a Classics scholar with a serious kink for amputees in wheel-chariots. You have NO IDEA how hard it is for me to find somebody to get me off.

"No, I don't have a receipt, but let me pose a question to you: have you ever seen the movie 'Hannibal'? "

"No, I don't have a receipt, but let me pose a question to you: have you ever seen the movie 'Hannibal'? "

Hump-to-hump!