Ah, no. No, no, no.

You're a dickhead, Michael.

Liar.

lmfao

Disqus can't even bring us fun drive-by commenter like the old system did. Where are this generation's crazed NKOTB fans? Tragic.

Damn. That beat is one of RZA's best and I had never heard it until today.

I used to catch this on HBO a lot back in the day, it seemed like they ran it at least four days a week.

I watched Monty Python's Meaning of Life on acid once. Horrible, horrible mistake. John Cleese's face morphed into the guy from Aphex Twin and I was powerless to stop his awful leering.

I hadn't really heard any Drake outside of a short clip used in a Broad City cold open so I gave this song a shot. I guess the beat was good but holy hell he's a bad singer.

My stepdad was watching it last Christmas and I caught a few minutes of it. Absolutely fucking horrible show, but I guess there are enough of the type of people who share Breitbart news stories on Facebook and own Duck Dynasty t-shirts watching to keep it on the air.

The knee-highs, dude.

Indeed. "Nightstalker" as well, that's one of my favorite pieces of film soundtrack ever.

Well, that part when, uh…yeah.

Haven't watched the finale yet, but I did want to stop by and say what a pleasure it's been to comment on Molly's excellent Hannibal reviews with all of you folks over the last three seasons. I'll miss it almost as much as I'll miss the show! Cheers.

"IS THAT PISS?!?!" Oh man, when Dee drunkenly slurs "Runaway Train" at that kid I always laugh so hard. That is a hilarious episode.

"Stop. Pooping."

That's the most disturbing mental image I've had in years.

Mmmm…porchetta sandwich.

Indeed it is. It made me laugh the first time I read it way back in high school. What a weird-ass thing to say. The only funnier thing in the book is when Reba feels up a sedated tiger's balls. I wonder if his balls were bigger than Randy's, or if Randy has the biggest balls of them all.

Whatever it was all the embalming fluid rushing out of his throat gave me a serious case of the yucks.