Shock value is absolutely right. This show has devolved significantly and it bums me out.

Yeahhhh…I'm done. Maybe Martin will finish the books, maybe he won't, but I'm done with this show.

Indeed.

Well, that seals it. I will pay cash money to watch this movie.

Can't really blame him for getting rid of the subplot involving prion disease spreading in the island's dinosaurs via the procompsognathids eating contaminated dung. What a weird thing to put in a novel.

True, but at least the MKII port for SNES was far superior to its Genesis cousin and included all the blood 'n guts the arcade game had.

Mission accomplished. Suck it, Mixhail!

Little-known fact: a dash of Paula Deen is equal to five sticks of salted butter.

Fuck you for not giving me a trigger warning when you mentioned lemurs.

One of my coworkers recently had a son and told me she and her husband ultimately decided against naming the boy "Asa" because they were worried kids at school would call him "ass." Which they most certainly would have.

The toupee isn't much better.

They're just feathering the nest at this point, aren't they?

I understand that if any more words come pouring out your c*nt mouth, Mila Kunis is going to have to steal every fucking chicken in this room.

There's no name that says "low-level mobster" like Hamish.

Stacy is one of the best commenters on this site ever. Full stop.

True that. Stacy for President.

Aye, there are many whose first comments are lost to the wild pre-registration days.

Don't put too many onions.

You're right, if anything it gets even better. I'm still more than happy to spend a few hours on a rainy weekend reading C&H at the age of 30, just as I was when I was 10 years old.

I am just so pleased that this guy, who I regard as a genuine once-in-a-generation genius, is re engaging to this extent. Of course any new work would be a blessing, but just reading his thoughts on the subject of comics is a real pleasure.