I have no problem admitting I would lose my shit if I saw them play "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" live. That song is the fucking jam.

The White Horse in Austin used to sell a Schlitz and a bourbon shot for 5 bucks when it was my regular watering hole. Good times.

They can talk about how terrible GBV fans are with Owen Pallet over a cup of green tea.

That's exactly what I asked myself when I was looking at porn last night.

Over/under on how many cans of beer GBV will collectively drink during their set? I say 142.

I used to work with a vegan guy who I had to stop talking to after I overheard him gloating about a kid who'd been killed in a hunting accident. I'm still amazed he wasn't a Morrissey fan.

Ever watch the commentary that Noel Gallagher did on old Oasis videos? There are some very choice, very hilarious insults towards Liam. And Noel himself, and the other band mates, the directors…you get the idea.

FYI for all my fellow Korra fans—Nick's twitter says that the final five episodes will be going live on their website at 12PM EST every Friday.

That whole fight scene was just an absolute pleasure to watch. It was paced extremely well, with lots of good ebb and flow in the action. And as you mentioned, the Metal Clan put in a good showing as well.

Somewhere in LA I'm sure there's a few working on a trap-influenced remake of "Me Chinese, me play joke" for Miley Cyrus as we speak.

No flat belly doctor is gonna stop me from getting my fix of Breaking Bad!

*sobs into dress made of old potato sacks*

But it has vitamin R!

It takes balls to write puns this good. *slide whistle*

Huh? No. They've already started releasing season two promotional material.

Stop riling yow daft apeth

*faints dead away*

It's about time we had a promising new gimmick around here! I doff my cap to you, good sir (or madam).

Now that's something I would pay to see

Lol wtf is a coconut