Remember folks, IOKYAR.

I often wonder what gives Republicans a bigger boner: playing the victim or beating up on the poor. Probably when they get to do both at the same time, eh?

They don't care, all those fuckers live in mansions and manhattan high rises. It's all just a way to make a buck off conservative rubes.

I gotta get me some of those stamps!

It makes me nostalgic for the days when there weren't a bunch of weirdos commenting here under their real names, with actual photos of their faces as avatars.

She received a four month ban for biting a rival Italian seeker during the World Cup, you know. Very dirty player.

Aww. I miss Koski.

Five bucks says this dude has some kind of ironic pizza-related tattoo.

So he's turned into Orson Welles?

Wine is fine but it's time for some fiery Dornish pepper branding to get up in this biotch. Get on it Taco Bell!

Wayne Coyne's midlife crisis is getting pretty gross. Like, ''retroactively ruining Flaming Lips albums for me'' gross.

All Ohioans should be most proud to live in the state that has given the world GBV and the Deal sisters

And of course The World Famous Dundee United!

Born and raised in New Mexico, so you can probably guess.

These new guys just aren't building on the foundation of gritty Christian rap laid by the likes of DC Talk. Now gimme dat Christian side-hug!

Litigate. In a godly way, of course.

Just don't completely fuck the economy and it'll be alright

You really have to admire the shamelessness of conservatives who, having written and backed the Patriot Act along with a host of executive power expansions in a frenzy of nationalist paranoia, are now suddenly so shocked by the NSA and those evil spying Democrats.

Aliens TC!

God I loved that game. I even designed my own WADS back in the day. None of them were any good, but it was so much fun.