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Don Staples
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Ah yes, that was the bit where the Doctor looked directly at the audience and said, "just BECAUSE!!!!!!"

Almosht doshn't go home and fuck the Prom Queen.

Women be womaning.

Hey! What a coincidence. I decided long ago if I ever get haemorrhoids, I'd name them Corey.

BAH GAWD, KING! KONG BROKE HIS DAMN JAW IN HALF!!!

Yeah, back when they weren't cool. Because Led Zeppelin weren't singing about them a million years ago.

A-dillio.

Galadriel crying over an unconscious Gandalf can eat up another half hour.

Michael Bay, ladies and gentlemen!

Oppenheimer turns up to give a great twenty-minute talk about building an atomic bomb to drop onto Mount Doom, but it gets rejected out of hand. Those fucking eagles again.

That film is coming out in 2015. And in 2016.

Ugh. I'm bored just thinking about it.

When I opened the site on a nasty Apple computer earlier, the Disqus pop-up seemed to work okay. Back in normal computer land, Disqus is still shitty, unfortunately.

That's hilarious. If she gets pregnant, will she give birth to hundred of tiny babies who will eat her alive?

Fictional characters and their relationships make me so mad!

UGH READING IS HARD YOU GUYS

Pouches. Bet ya a million bucks it had pouches.

Well, that's like your opinion, man. Some of us like it.

That's a fair point, and I really like Wonder Woman because of her crazy-ass origins. But I don't know if she's ever had a memorable story arc, and her antagonists are terrible.

Shooting all the jobs, too!