I have seen it, but it still looks like he's yelling BASSMARAWRREE

Must be annoying seeing the best bit of your game ripped out wholesale and shoved into someone else's.

Hit him with the flamethrower, set fire to the shovel.

It was all part of Underwood's mendacious shenanigans!

Eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, Kevin Spacey took the rest.

I don't know, how early on did we learn that Oliver is a Russian Mob captain? We knew from that point that he must have had adventures off-island.

I don't know, I'm still seeing a pretty great Superman.

That's because they had a hot, sweaty affair off-camera last season. All the flashbacks from now on are going to be detailing their forbidden, but sexy, sexy love.

Hey, she stuck the arrows into a wall and ran full pelt into them. I could buy that.

But it's okay because he's incredibly, unimaginably rich.

You're a glutton for punishment!

Talking of Underworld, you know they're releasing a super-special edition of Dubnobasswihmyheadman?

Do you think Disqus won't be a big pile of shit which kicks you out for no reason every other minute by 2016?

Are you fucking with me?

The non-erasure of bigotry may reflect our depressing real world but does not make for interesting stories.

I would say that being bigoted and prejudiced pretty much stops you being a superhero by definition.

Or will you actually listen? No? Okay then, nevermind.

It was less than an hour ago I wrote - But I'm not trying to compare it to the "real world" Or shall I just keep saying that again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and…

What is it with you and ducks?

What, if they're assholes?