I'm an unstoppable machine of romance … for one lucky lady. Also Windows compatible.

Hot stuff, coming through!

Obviously, you're not a fan of Oz.

Completely ridiculous. He doesn't sit up; his assistants roll him out of bed using antique whale-bone oars.

Mine's "TRY GETTING RESERVATIONS AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!!"

You got Metal Fever, boy! METAL FEVER!

PHRASING!

Miniature flags for some! Forcible sodomy for others!

I got Adventure Time: The Title Cards, which isn't a comic but is just beautiful. I'm rocking out because I managed to get a cheap(ish) Sandman Omnibus on ebay; so I'll have to postpone the Doom Patrol omnibus until December.

UGH who would choose Liv Tyler over Miranda Otto?

You beat me by two minutes. Which is incidentally the time it took the Dallas P.D. to announce Oswald was the lone gunman.

HAVEN'T THE KENNEDYS SUFFERED ENOUGH?!?

Clearly in the realms of fantasy there …

Oh, it's a fancy name for swatch-hole.

I'm not really sure that guy deserved any of that. What was her proof? That he was looking grumpy whilst leaving the cafe?

That is probably the worst thing I have ever seen.

Well, Grayson used to be uniformed police working a shitty beat in Bludhaven.

What's a library?

How many 'sides' does New York have? Sure, they all seem gentrified to fuck, but there's certainly lots of them.

She's got one vajaz — no, I'm sorry. I apologise.