When was it ever? He always been a mopey fuck.

You've been watching Vimeo: The Hands Of Fate.

$2.99 for a rental HAHAHAHAHA

Darn fine comic.

The guy who plays Walter can go pretend to star in the Mexican equivalent of Godzilla, before dying half an hour in. I don't know what the Mexican equivalent of Godzilla might be.

I'll be in my bunk.

Because the other two have figured out you're the sucker who will always go buy more bread!

I am intrigued by Pizzeria Kamikaze, but yeah, it isn't cheap.

But just like a special needs kindergartener, they get all weepy when teased.

Isn't that the whole point of this place?

No, I'm one of those Scottish people whose ancestors were idiots and didn't leave as soon as they could. My great-grandparents had the choice of Australia or Cumbernauld. They chose Cumbernauld.

Meh. Who cares about a coat of arms? The Lion Rampant is the national football team's badge, and the thistle is the national rugby team's. That's all that matters. I'm positive that most folk in Scotland would think of those two as national symbols before a bloody unicorn.

DeForge's work is just amazing, isn't it? Thanks for the Patrick Kyle tip, I'll have to ch-ch-check it out.

Well yeah, the unicorns. I'm so glad the vote is tomorrow just so it's all over.

Happy Birthday. Masturbate! Masturbate to your hearts content!

HOT

2/3s of a cock is just going to leave everyone unsatisfied.

So are vaginas. I mean, the whole thing is pretty fucked up when you take a moment.

Pustules …

Christ. I'm Scottish and I didn't even know that.