Western culture is top-heavy with old people. And they're all rushing towards that cliff like forced lemmings. It's bad enough now, but very soon the news will resemble an ongoing "celebrity" obituary list.

Here's a song I made up about tennis -

Commentator/comment synergy

What's the cut-off point celebrity-level for reporting a death? Because I think this may be getting near it.

Or 'a freebie', in executioner-speak.

Classic ElDan!

Oh hai, Samurai Cop! You're my favourite samurai!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - invest in laser-removal parlours!

On their soles?

If you belieb it … they will come.

CLAMPS!

What's your feelings on a Prince Albert?

YOU FUCKIN CALM DOON OR I'LL FUCKIN CHIB YE, PAL

Ugh. Tattoos are OVER! It needs to go full circle and only be for bikers, sailors, and convicts.

Yeah, but hate-fucking doesn't prove anything!

MULATTO BUTTS - WOO WOO

Is this a weekday? What day is this?

It's usually in the reverse order.

My hand says no, I can tell it really wants it.

"Dutch oven"? *snort*