Headstones is 'spensive!

Me? I've already got my Zombie Survival Kit all set to go, I been making use of it every day for a few years now. Lotta calcium and iron supplements, promotes good, strong bones (don't want to get my head smashed in by a simple rock thrown by a 10 year old) and healthy teeth ('cause Imma be bitin' the shit outta some…

Beck… that dude's a fucking shyster. He used to be a "radio personality" up here and did the most inane, rodeo-clown bullshit. Then he saw Limbaugh getting rich on the backs of the ill-informed and the aged, and decided he wanted some of that scratch, too.

People somehow believe that the First Amendment granting them freedom of speech does not also grant others the freedom to call them morons for espousing moronic shit.

Yes.

Pretty sure the V masks are what Anonymous uses, not the tea-baggers.

You should always edit your post after quoting somewhere with any kind of formatting that Disqus does not support, which would be all of them. Otherwise, you look like you are trying to draft some weird-ass d-bag beat poetry or something.

Except that isn't at all what Manny Alvarez is saying. Not even close. He's taking a non-political piece of pop-culture entertainment and turning it into a political talking-point. Of anyone involved in this, he's the biggest d-bag.

Fox News has another Mexican to be terrified of: http://www.wellgousa.com/zo…

" I gave the porker with blue hair at the register a little bit of the old chipotle, if you know what I mean!"

From a purely biological standpoint, "Can they carry a child to term?" or "are they capable of fathering a child?". If the answer is "yes" then, as an animal, that human creature is no longer a child.

Niggas can make a run to Tosche Station and pick them up. They got them shits right there.

Nope. I walked out of Ep 1 on opening night feeling profoundly disappointed. Not as disappointed as the day I realized there was no God and that the entirety of human effort is a folly, that we are simply too stupid to understand that the universe is a cold and utterly uncaring place, and that, in the end, all of…

This gimmick is bad and you should feel bad.

Rickon is like Phillipe from Achewood. He is five.

She means Dany and Khal Drogo. Dany was 14 when she was wed to him. And is, at best, 16 as of the end of the most recent book.

I find that this is why most people enjoy Xanth novels. They read them at a young age, totally miss the misogyny and other creepy stuff (simply because they have no concept of it, really) and just remember the funny puns and the occasionally-clever world-building elements he has.

The Dragonlance series isnt as bad as the Xanth series for that kind of stuff… but it is just badly written. It's good when you're 12, but not if you're 21.

Aww, aint that a bitch? You don't even know where that line comes from, do you?

I'd imagine that's because there's very little to gain, scientifically, from studying such things. Anecdotal evidence, I did see a lot of really young kids in the clubs the last time I was in Berlin, and I mean clubs that are frequented by 21+ age crowd. 14 is, apparently, the age of consent in Germany (at least in…