Basically what you said. Yeah, it's a GoW clone, style-wise, but I thought the scenery was well-done and the choice between forgiving and damning was interesting.

I gotta agree.  I mean, shit, even an actual teenager, who is even dumber than the average teenager, can drop out, go to nightschool, and get a GED in like six months.  They skip the four years of bullshit for the goods and go right into the workforce.

Fine, then, I'll be the one to say it…

Better ask H-Dog, he'll school you on some tight science.

So, I seen an ad before Riddick the other night that has Schwarzenegger and Stallone doing some kind of prison-break movie that looked like a cross between Demolition Man and Total Recall.  It actually looked decent enough in the trailer, with the both of them riffing on the fact that they're now old action-stars.

As Ice Ages are wont to be in most cases.

I sincerely hope you are devoured by bears.

Like Flag said, it's not that strange if you live in the US.  Our culture has been that way longer than *anyone* posting on these forums has been alive.  We *expect* our nation to react like that in those situations (even if we recognize that they're being idiots about it), and the fact that these situations and…

What?

Best? The closer to the robbery scene in House of 1000 Corpses.

Kentucky isn't the fucking South, you carpet-bagger.

Only by fools.

The relationship made more sense in the book.  She was a horny teenager surrounded by old and/or ugly men, he was a new bit of bad-boy hotness.

The Juggernaut is straight as an arrow, but even I can tell you that Coster-Waldau is a good-looking dude.  Never met the guy myself, but he's the dude who can walk into a room and then, all of a sudden, life turns into a Warner Bros' cartoon with women screaming, "A MAY-UN!", eyes all bugging out three feet, hearts…

Man… there really are some useless fucking channels on the teevee, ain't there?

Kinda what M. Night Shyamalamadingdong did to Avatar…

This is the script, from the link above:

So what the fuck is up with DC kicking off Suicide Awareness Week with soliciting contributions from artists to draw naked girls committing suicide?

The end of Chronicles is definitely inspired by/homage/reference to the end of Conan the Barbarian.  This has to be intentional.

He played the Imperial General in Skyrim.