avclub-94d231f11cdc1fae024849f33f7a7156--disqus
The Juggernaut Bitch
avclub-94d231f11cdc1fae024849f33f7a7156--disqus

@avclub-b9a8f4af85454f7c56c06f0a39e7ec23:disqus  NIN also did the soundtrack for the original Quake.

The main difference here is that the material from Chapelle's show is a fucking skit, which he performed, on a stage, with props, with other actors.  The whole Rick James routine is not appropriate for a fucking stand-up comedian.  The fuck is he supposed to do, hop around the microphone stand so he can play his,

The fuck we don't.  If someone wants a million bucks or they're going to blow up a building or some shit, we just throw 'em a million bucks because it's cheaper than sending in a SEAL team to try to kill 'em.

I seem to remember GWAR doing that at one of their shows as part of an encore.

Should probably get on that, right now.  The inventing, I mean, not the contraceptive foam finger, itself.  I mean, unless you're a highly-paid musician and performing in front of millions… then get on that all you want, I guess.

Irony isn't BartS4177's strong suit.

Did Avengers pass the $2bil mark yet?

That is, indeed, your answer.

Due to international box office, Pacific Rim is crazy-successful.  Not Avatar money, but, then, nothing has done Avatar money, before or since.

It looks like America, but on the cheap.

That's not Spicowicz's fault.  That's just a sign of what the queers are doing to the soil.  They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God!

Dammit…

Did we forget the modern founding of the child assassin meme in movies?  Did we forget Natalie Portman as Matilda in The Professional?  Ronan is good, no argument there, but let's not pretend she (and Hannah) don't have a debt to The Professional.

It is God's work that Sean O'Neal does.

You are eyeballs.  All you will ever be is eyeballs.

Expectations of Six Grays?  Are they aliens now?

PB *is* her #1 fan, after all.

… she's in her 20s.

That's a question we haven't figured out the answer to yet, but we're going to keep bombing other countries until we do.

God bless America!