If you have the right membership card on Amazon, and a fuckload of money, you can *own* Airwolf,

This Unregistered dude was probably setting up his own twitter, "Crazy Shit My Mom Says", but got beat to the punch by *that* much.

It's not that terrible.  It's not that great, either, but it's not that terrible.

Unless your nephew is, like, 8, then yeah, Satellite Internet there has hit the nail on the head.  If your nephew, by chance, is a teenager or, perish the thought, a grown-ass man…. he's a fucking moron.  At 8? Yeah, expect kids to say dumb shit. They're kids.

So… future-archaeologists are all clones of Al Pacino?  Is that how that is going to work?

Wasn't that, like, episode 27 of Neon Genesis Evangelion: Series 9, Rebooted, Rehashed, Rewarmed, Rejected, The Secret of the Ooze of the Legend of Curly's Gold?

That's why I voted for him.

No, not really.  Pretty sure that, in 2000 years, people will know that it was a religion and that people believed in it but, just as we look at the religious practices of the ancient Greeks, Incans, Aztecs or whatever, it'll be viewed as absolutely fictional.

He's a guy that's known for his work with a spear.

That's… not better than the other version, IMO.

Popular at the time? Not really.
Cult film? Yes.
Slightly well-known? Not outside fans of horror cinema, I don't think.

Uh, actually, the movie basically tells you that Sam (the doctor) *is* an angel.

Actually, the military is much more open with its testing combat drugs and such on its soldiers.

I think we lack comedians of the caliber of Brooks, Martin, Candy, Dangerfield, Kinison, Short… I mean, sure, there are some great comedians of the current era, but most of them are stand-up or sketch artists, and I've yet to see any of them (that have done it) do as well on the big-screen.  Oswalt, maybe, though he's…

Bacon is for sycophants and the products of incest.

You'd be surprised…

I think I'd watch the hell out of GGTV…. all Golden Girls, all the time.

It is the Humpty Dance, for sure.

Trick question… MTV has *never* had a good show.

Dude… I'm the Juggernaut, and even I know that mascara is that black shit women put around their eyes that gets all runny when they cry.  Rouge is that red stuff they put on their cheeks to not look so damn sallow.