Get a better divorce lawyer, then. I know one divorced couple that states, as part of the joint-custody terms, that neither parent can move out of the school district the children reside in until they are 18.  They're currently 8 and 5.

I don't normally say this but… your dad… does he have life insurance?  I know some people.

It means you bleed to death in the gutter.  How is that so hard to understand?

I meant in the books.  We are never inside Robb's head, GRRM never lets us hear his thoughts or internal monologues and such.  We always see Robb through the eyes and thoughts of another character, usually Caetlyn.

Maybe Beast of Man is like me?  Seven and a half feet tall and eight hundred pounds?  Unless I'm hanging around Amazons or Gwendolyn Christie, all ladies are little.

Word.

Tell your friend that you are *not* riding no goddamn seven hours on no goddamn train so you can go to a half-ass wedding being done by some half-ass dude what ain't got sense to have goddamn cake at the goddamn shindig.

@avclub-e2b2ad10a0cce81f7b1757538471f089:disqus  Eh, I dunno, might depend on context and other such stuff.  To me, the use of "female" in place of "woman" in no way automatically indicates misogyny, as my experience with it suggests the exact opposite.

@avclub-997c221538094d134659141cf61d51e3:disqus  Now? No.  You were to have always disliked this song.  The hell is wrong with you?

Yes, indeed.

Eh, well, see, off-screen, he bought Tommen, that's his youngest son, Joffrey's little brother, a cat, called Ser Pounce.  As cats are wont to do, it scratched Jaime's hand during a bit of being, basically, a cat.  Seems that cat scratches are, like, seriously infectious or something.

Frey is supposed to be 90.

@avclub-8c1bbcea199457b63dc39f7a024591f1:disqus  That would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long weighing approximately seven hundred pounds.

Nope.

Somehow, I think because I follow the official GoT Facebook thing, I got looped into following Sophie Turner's Facebook thing, and she is actually pretty funny, I guess, when she's not trying to be Sansa.

That… sounds like some projection going on there.

You are correct.

I know you're just quoting a meme here, but this is as good a place as any to put this…

Slipped my mind.

If I remember this sketch correctly, the recurring character that tells these tales is supposed to have the mindset of a very young boy, which is why his sentences never really end, they just get joined with the next by "and then" or similar non-conjunction.  It also explains the outlandish, almost certainly fictional…