Except a "teen vampire movie" does not have to be "motherfucking Twilight".

I don't think that Lucas is a terrible human being.  I do think, however, that he's a terrible film director.

BloodRayne is terrible, and not in a so-bad-it's-good way, either.  How you fuck up a movie that involves, as its central character, a vampire chick who dresses in skintight vinyl and has blades strapped to her arms, I have no idea… but, he did.

Do you meant that in a literal or a figurative sense?

Yeah, it's not really that difficult to do.  I sat down with some friends, watched one, maybe two episodes one night, they said "Do you want to watch more?" and I was like, "Nah, I'm good."

This one time, on a board that made heavy use of 4Chan memes, before 4Chan became as widespread as it is, this guy posted a screen-cap of an image that was tagged as "bi-racial, amputee porno with a toilet"… and it was this amputee (missing an arm and a leg) banging this… white or asian chick who had a toilet seat…

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You would be surprised.  I mean, this shit sounds terrible… so terrible, in fact, that I am almost inclined to believe that it is *entirely* fictitious… but there are people who are dumb enough to sign their company up for this sort of shit and completely forget to have people sign waivers and all that shit.

Pro-Tip: You're mistaken.

Man, just look at the numbers, it should let your imagination do the rest…

Homer Simpson: Smiling politely.

I thought the entire point of fan-fiction was to have various characters from various sources get involved in all sorts of sexual shenanigans?  I mean… is their fan-fic that doesn't involve characters being suddenly gay, bi, straight, into BDSM, into cross-species buttfucking, all that kind of thing?  Does Amazon not…

No, no she wasn't.  I had her nuke the fuck outta both of 'em.

There's almost nothing fantasy about Lovecraft.  He was a sci-fi horror writer.

Most countries have a similar holiday to honor their war dead.

@natty Jesus, man, NSFW tag for the link, please…

Depends on the band.  The bigger a band, and the more out-there its stage-show gets, the more it costs the band to put said show on.  Venues do pay more for bigger-name bands, of course, but there comes a point where someone like Marilyn Manson is spending more money to go on tour, to provide the kind of show his fans…

I expect Hansen, finding himself in a room with a movie Predator predator, catches a plasma-cannon blast to the chest right fuckin' quick.

It is known.

"Sheeple", as a phrase, serves a very important function.  If you see someone use it in a post, or in a real-life conversation, you know that you can immediately discount and discard anything else they might have said.