I'm just gonna stick this here in this thread, cause the OP started off with a Charles Dance thing…

Cause Ned came to visit him in his shop, as did Jon Arryn, and Gendry is smart enough to put 2 and 2 together and figure out that his dad was the Fat King.

Gendry doesn't have a horse in this race.  He might be Robert's bastard, but he has no bannermen, no money, and, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, Robert had 3 legitimate heirs: Joffrey, Tommen and whatever the little girl's name was we saw in S1…

Would they call him out for being a fat fuck, or would they have the added "this dude had, literally, a two-foot dong" any time they referred to him?  Like "Hodor, the fat fuck with the two-foot dong".  Yes, you gotta say the whole thing, it's like "A Tribe Called Quest".

Wish we would, the entire concept behind "friendzone" is bullshit.

No one can get illah.

You take the broken chair leg, right, take a broke chair leg, all jagged and splintery at the end, and you jab that shit sidewards at a bitch's neck.  If this fool has forgotten what the actual first two rules of Fight Club is (that is, for those who don't know, it's "protect ya neck"), when that jagged shit catches…

This begs the question of whether he does, or does not, scientifically speaking, get results?

You own rabid pets?  Like, we talkin' dogs, cats, chinchillas?  Marmosets?  Sloths and koalas?  What kinda rabies you got goin' on atcha place?

Not sure I would call it a live-action Evangelion, unless the pilots are all high school freshmen.

To be fair, the hordes of people going to the movie theater just "to be entertained" and who don't care about storytelling, pathos, character building… all that stuff that separates "films" (or "cinema", if you like) from "movies"… are fucking morons, and are directly responsible for the terrible, terrible shit we…

I don't think you quite understand what "jump the shark" means.

The fuck is a jidai-geki?

I am beginning to question whether you are, actually, sexy, old, or a bag at all.

Probably because the place is so dilapidated that it can't be filmed in/around without extensive restoration, which the owner isn't paying for.

Eh… I dunno.  I mean, sure, Kirk beat some dude's asses in TOS, but that was, like, last resort.  Kirk & Crew were always trying the diplomacy/Prime Directive deal.  I'm just not really down with the reboot series so far… it's more like a Trek Spoof than honest Star Trek.

If you bother to read the review, you can engage in a little game of Pretendy Fun Time and say to yourself, "Hmm, if Iggy had replaced this song with something more like that other good song, and done away with these acoustic bits and did more songs in the vein of those four I like, this album would probably get an A".

Why do you hate fun, Don?

Get bear-fucked, Don.

Bro/ette…